Part of ~lance's adventure in Piniglarism
This morning I wanted to catch up on my training through podcasts. My itunes started slightly different this morning. Instead of opening up to my podcast directory it opened up to the top 10 itunes songs for the day. Here is a phrase from each of the top 10 songs and what I first thought.

“I’m so three thousand and eight, you so two thousand and late” – Dear church global, please quit playing catch up and use your creative talents and quit giving a watered down product.
“It’s not about how fast I get there” – My truck is not a Porsche. Why do I get in such a hurry?
“My lips like sugar” – Mine just like meat.
“He can’t read my poker face” – Shuffle up and deal!
“Yes he can, don’t ask me this again” – Chuck can do a skit that includes other people.
“He’s all alone through the day n nite” -Maybe I should teach a series on loneliness?
“You spin my head right round, right round” – Old School Come Back
“You make me crazier” – When I read shallowthinker.com
“Text Me, Call Me” Don’t pay attention during announcements just wait until the night of the sign up deadline!
“And then a zig zag, step slide, lean in left, clap three times, shake it out, head to toe, throw it all together, that’s how we roll.” – You have been to Mt Zion haven’t you?