Part of ~lance's adventure in Piniglarism
On Sunday morning I slipped coming off the platform in the 2nd service. I was alright, just a little jolted from trying to catch myself. Most folks didn’t see me because it was during the welcoming and shaking of hands. Later on, someone asked me if I was alright, I told them I was ok, and they replied “Yeah it did look a little over dramatic”. So I guess me trying to play it off (Since I did slip and actually fall) was a little over the top.
What should I have done:
a. Assume a kneeling position and begin prayer.
b. Pretend that I had a heart attack.
c. Crawl into the nearest chair.
d. Begin speaking in tongues.
e. Start crying and wait until someone came to help me up.
f. Break into dance and pretend that was part of my dance routine
g. Throw my bible to the floor and begin yelling at it”Why did I have to buy you, You know I wanted the smaller one, but you insisted I get you, ‘The talking bible’”
h. Pretend I was helping the sound guy and start pulling on the piano mics.
j. ?
