It’s almost 2006. Use this at your party tonight. Everyone will love you!

2006 Countdown

I have been sick since Dec 19th. I am finally over it. I think I had the super flu. I spent most of my Christmas break in the bed. My personal doctor thought I had a sinus infection, but who knows. It took my doctor 3 days to call something in for me. Customer Service? I don’t think anyone cares anymore. Tonight starts the new year. I guess I’ll find something to do. Maybe shoot fireworks and watch Dick Clark, or maybe cook collards and black eyes.

I am not even sure if I watched 10 movies this year.

Maybe this should be your resolution.

In case you have some spare time and want to build one.

You stink! Go make some soap.

ARMENIAN: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand.
AZERI-AZERBAIJAN: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun.
BASQUE: Zorionstsu Eguberri. Zoriontsu Berri Urte.
BULGARIAN: Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo. Tchestita Nova Godina.
CHINESE-CANTONESE: Gun Tso Sun Tan’Gung Haw Sun.
CHINESE-MANDARIN: Kung Ho Hsin Hsi. Ching Chi Shen Tan.
CZECH: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok.
DUTCH: Zalig Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieukjaar.
ESTONIAN: Roomsaid Joulu Phui ja Uut Aastat.
FINNISH: Hyvaa joula. Onnellista Uutta Voutta.
FRENCH: Joyeux Noel et heureuse Anne.
GAELIC-IRISH: Nolag mhaith Dhuit Agus Bliain Nua Fe Mhaise.
GAELIC-SCOT: Nollaig Chridheil agus Bliadhna Mhath Ur.
GERMAN: Frohliche Weihnachten und ein Glueckliches Neues Jahr.
GREEK: Kala Khristougena kai Eftikhes to Neon Ethos.
HAWAIIAN: Mele Kalikimake me ka Hauloi Makahiki hou.
HEBREW: Mo’adim Lesimkha.
HUNGARIAN: Boldog Karacsonyl es Ujevl Unnepeket.
ICELANDIC: Gledlig jol og Nyar.
INDONESIAN: Selamah Tahun Baru.
IROQUOIS: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat
osrasay.
ITALIAN: Buon Natalie e felice Capo d’Anno.
JAPANESE: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto.
KOREAN: Sung Tan Chuk Ha.
LATVIAN: Priecigus Ziemas Svetkus un Laimigu Jauno Gadu.
LITHUANIAN: linksmu sventu Kaledu ir Laimingu Nauju Metu.
MANX: Ollick Ghennal Erriu as Blein Feer Die. Seihil as Slaynt Da’n
Slane Loght Thie.
NORSE-DANISH: Gledlig jul og godt Nytt Aar.
POLISH: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia i szczesliwego Nowego Roku.
PORTUGUESE: Feliz Natal e propero Ano Novo.
RAPA-NUI (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua.
ROMANIAN: Sarbatori Fericite. La Multi Ani.
RUSSIAN: Pozdrevly ayu sprazdnikom Rozhdestva Khristova is Novim Godom.
UKRANIAN: Veselykh Svyat i scaslivoho Novoho Roku.
SAMOAN: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou.
SLOVAK: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok.
SERB-CROATIAN: Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina.
SINGHALESE (Ceylon/Sri Lanka): Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth
Awrudhak Vewa.
SLOVENE: Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto.
SPANISH: Feliz Navidad y prospero Ano Nuevo.
SWEDISH: Glad jul och ett gott Nytt ar.
TAGALOG (Filipino): Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon.
TURKISH: Yeni Yilnizi Kutar, saadetler dilerim.
WELSH: Nadolic Llawen. Blwyddn Newdd Dda.
MERIDAY-BOYNTON: Hippo Gnu Ear! *:)

And from another list, incase the above is lacking in anyway…

Afrikander – Een Plesierige Kerfees
Arabic – I’D MIILAD SAID OUA SANA SAIDA
Argentine – Felices Pasquas Y felices ano Nuevo
Armenian – Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Azeri – Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
Basque – Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Bohemian – Vesele Vanoce
Brazilian – Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
Breton – Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
Bulgarian – Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
Chinese -
(Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
(Catonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan’Gung Haw Sun
Cornish – Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Cree – Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Croatian – Sretan Bozic
Czech – Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish – Gl=E6delig Jul
Dutch – Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
English – Merry Christmas
Esperanto – Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian – Ruumsaid juulup|hi
Farsi – Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish – Hyvaa joulua
French – Joyeux Noel
Frisian – Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije
Jier!
German – Froehliche Weihnachten
Greek – Kala Christouyenna!
Hawaiian – Mele Kalikimaka
Hebrew – Mo’adim Lesimkha. Chena tova
Hindi – Shub Naya Baras
Hungarian – Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
Icelandic – Gledileg Jol
Indonesian – Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi – Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish – Nollaig Shona Dhuit
Italian – Buone Feste Natalizie
Japanese – Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
Korean – Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Latvian – Prieci’gus Ziemsve’tkus un Laimi’gu Jauno Gadu!
Lithuanian – Linksmu Kaledu
Manx – Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Maori – Meri Kirihimete
Marathi – Shub Naya Varsh
Navajo – Merry Keshmish
Norwegian – God Jul
Pennsylvania German – En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei
Yaahr!
Polish – Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia
Portuguese – Boas Festas
Rapa-Nui – Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
Rumanian – Sarbatori fericite!
Russian – Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom
Serbian – Hristos se rodi
Slovakian – Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
Sami – Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan – La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Scots Gaelic – Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serb-Croatian – Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
Singhalese – Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Slovak – Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
Slovene – Vesele Bozicne. Screcno Novo Leto
Spanish – Feliz Navidad
Swedish – God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt
Tagalog – Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong Taon
Tamil – Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
Thai – Sawadee Pee Mai
Turkish – Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian – Srozhdestvom Kristovym
Urdu – Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
Vietnamese – Chung Mung Giang Sinh
Welsh – Nadolig Llawen
Yugoslavian – Cestitamo Bozic

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Purchasing a Christmas tree can be really hard. Here are a few tips that helped me.

* If the tree has old tinsel and ornaments already on it, it might not
be fresh.

* Lift the tree off the ground a few inches and let it drop to the
ground. If all of needles fall off, don’t buy that tree.

* If the tree has a spotted owl nest in its branches, it is probably a
really old tree.

* If the sales person says come back here for some special trees, you’re probably about to buy an old tree.

* If the needles look brown, don’t buy it. It hasn’t had water in weeks!

* My Crazy man impression sounds better when I have a head cold. (This isn’t a tree hint, just something I wanted to share.)

The weirdest thing happened to me. Last night after the party was over, I started feeling bad. It just came over me very rapidly. Almost like a sudden wave. I woke up this morning and checked my email and sent out a few, and said to myself that I didn’t feel any better and was just going to roll over and get a little more rest. Well I just woke up. I don’t know if I got a “24 hour bug” or something or what. But I feel drained!

The Goonies.

Free 411.

The Chronic of Narnia Rap.

Free Hello Kitty Tags.

Tonight I have the disco party. It’s going to be groovy. I wonder if I will survive?

Is your roommate recording you while you dance?

My room bud?

Know where all the sex offenders in your zip code live.

You are a Unique Individual… Just like everyone else.

Went to the movies last night and saw, The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe. It was good. That is one that I would like to have on DVD. I did go to the bathroom, and when I came back Santa Clause was there.

Lost nominated for 3 Golden Globes.

The search for Bobby Fischer’s stuff is over.

The 2 women I just took a picture of, decided they liked my line better, so they just jumped in front of me. Don’t worry, I got out of the way.

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Just got through cleaning up from last night. While I was cleaning up I found the puppet show transcript from last night. Enjoy!

Narrator Puppet: Hello, children, this is the modern day story of the 3 “Not so wise” men. It all started with the 1st not so wise man, Lance. (Puppet goes away)

(Lance puppet is walking back & forth)

Lance Puppet: Hey Jonathan!

Jonathan Puppet: Hey Lance! Let’s go meet John Land so we can go to Fuddrucker’s!

Lance Puppet: Ok! I can’t wait to get my usual 8 pound burger and 17 milkshakes. I need fuel for this keg…KEG OF LOVE!

John Puppet: Yo Yo Yo! What up dawg? Where we goin eat?

Jonathan Puppet: John?

John Puppet: Naw dawg! Call me Johnnizzle.

(Star Appears)

John Puppet: Oh my gosh! What that star be doin? We should follow it, yo.

(All puppets singing, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO, while walking back & forth)

Narrator Puppet: Day 1 of following the star, Lance Dies…J/K! Ok instead he falls ill with a severe case of chronic explosive diarhea.

(Restroom sign appears, Lance chases restroom, then everyone continues to walk back and forth)

Narrator Puppet: Day 5 of following the star. They’ve become very bored and played BIG candy land so much that it’s not completely awesome anymore. Jonathan comes down with a case of piniglarism.

Lance Puppet: It’s Killing our youth!

Narrator Puppet: Lance’s Diarehea is still plaguing his every movement.

(While walking back and forth everyone shouts DOO DOO IS THE BEST)

Narrator Puppet: Day 7 and half of following the star. A terrible event has occured…One of our very own “not so wise men” was placed in the hospital after being attacked by a large woman described as wearing a peach colored shirt and identified as Edweena. But the other two are cured.

(They continue walking)

Narrator Puppet: Day 9 and a half of following the star. They are no longer following the star.

THE END!

Just got through uploading the new podcast. http://www.zstudents.com/podcast.htm
I love doing these. It is such fun.

Tonight was the talent show. It was a good time. Who knew that I had explosive diarhea? We have some very talented students. I even found out that I make a good slender viper!

Go ahead, it’s free! Download the Mo Z Podcast through Itunes and then leave a review. It’s too easy. Be the first to do it!

Yesterday Ace, Lucy, and I went for a stroll through the neighborhood. I never noticed how many other folks have dogs. We had a good time but it seemed like the walk took forever. Or maybe it was just me.

Everyday a new deal. Woot!

Good thing I already passed the 8th grade.

New pencil carvings.

Coffee Art.

Wikilaw.