Ecclesiastes 10:11
If the snake bites before it’s been charmed, What’s the point in then sending for the charmer?

What time is it in the world?

Lock him up! All this for a fake deer.

Before buying online, google company name plus scam.

Found this youth group website today while looking around.

ZStudents.com has over 7000 pictures. Does that mean it’s the largest in the world?

Last night I finished editing the lastest installment of our podcast. It has some popping in it. I am not sure why. We didnt’ hear that when we were recording, but I tried to remove them but I was only able to get about 75% of them gone. Make sure you check out the podcast. http://www.zstudents.com/podcast.htm Tonight I am going to a soccer game. Go Hogs!

You are so cheesy!

Snow sculptures.

Over 5000 channels.

One used space shuttle up for sale.

This past thanksgiving I sat in a stand. Normally I would say deer stand but there was no freakin deer to be seen! I just sat in the cold looking at the woods. I guess they heard I was coming, or maybe they just heard me coming. Who knows?
Thanksgiving was good. One of the comments from thanksgiving was :

“I just thought all he was having was butter.”

Are you kidding me? Me just have butter? Why would I just eat butter? Why would I only want to eat butter?

Last night was fun. I love pepperjack cheese on burgers. Maybe Wendy’s should start offering that on a regular basis. Or maybe Sonic should bring back the double patty melt with peperjack cheese. Yummm that would be good.

This wednesday will be the last new Lost episode and then they will start playing reruns. Don’t worry, it’s suppossed to be a good one. “What kate did”

Pixar is coming out with a new movie. It looks like it will be a good one.

Go ahead and email me lancebartkowski (at) hotmail (dot) com your cool song.

If you own a mac, go ahead and get some new icons.

Dude, where’s my space suit.

Don’t worry, it will take 407 cans of cherry coke to kill me.

I have finished the search for a home for the JR/SR. It’s a nice home located right outside of the main gates. I think it will be nice. (At least the pictures look nice) Soon I will be taking our Christmas Card picture. Do you want one?

Free Tylenol.

How can he always be walking up?

No more re-gifting.

Here are some cool lost sites:
http://oceanic-air.com/
http://www.hanttula.com/projects/lost/
http://www.thefuselage.com/
http://www.thehansofoundation.org/
http://www.megalottojackpot.com/index.php
http://www.driveshaftband.com/
http://www.lost-tv.com/
http://www.hawaiiup.com/lost/
http://www.lost-media.com/

Yesterday, I went to the mall and hung out with some students. We ate at the food court and then they walked around with me to try and find the perfect gift for my sweetie. I guess, they don’t sell it at the mall. Have you noticed how cold it has gotten?

An addictive egg game.

This is why it’s important not to drive on beaches. I told somebody this the other day, and their response was “But that’s what we have always done, drive on beaches” How ridiculous!

Google Logos.

I guess they are going to tell me cocaine will hurt me next.

Make your own warning label.

Tomorrow will open the largest fish tank in the world. And it’s right here in Georgia.

Teens for JC.

Just imagine if this was your neighbor’s Christmas Lights.

UGA needs to win out or we may be headed to a bad bowl.

Yesterday at church, I sat between two older women, who were some of the nicest people you meet for 1 hour. They were singing their hearts out to God and just lifting his name up with their voices. They weren’t weird, just in love with their God. When I was coming home I saw a movie star. She is not well known, so I won’t even tell you who, but she was driving 100 past me before the car in front of her made her slam on the brakes and this is when I looked over and noticed her. It was kinda neat. Some celebrities I have seen in a car are: Dominique Wilkins, Andres Gallaraga, and Andruw Jones.

If you need to get rid of the hiccups.

He’s not a god, but he does do good magic. Now you can know how David Blaine does his magic.

Need something to do over your thanksgiving break? Maybe make a unique craft.

Home of the free 72 oz steak.

This past week I went on a deer trip. It was a ton of fun! I bagged two does for the freezer and look forward for the chance to find the big one, when I head back. Friday, I went to my favorite restaurant, and got something totally different. I got a pizza instead of the filet. I know, it’s crazy. I really liked it though. Maybe I have a new favorite? Saturday, I went and saw a movie. It was not the best experience in the world. The movie was good, the people who I was with are great (except for one) but my surroundings stunk. I was really close to the screen, a girl’s cell phone went off during the movie, and a really obnoxious guy fell asleep and snored the whole movie. And it wasn’t just a little snore, but a loud snore! I should have got him with a “I love peanut butter & jelly sandwiches”.

I got sick last friday night, a week ago. After my cold symptons went away my throat kept hurting. Yesterday I thought about using some unconventional ways of getting it to feel better but I decided to call the doctor. I call the doctor and I was told that I must wait 10 days after my cold went away before I can get some medicine. Are you kidding me? 10 days? Then he went on to tell me about how everybody seems to have this. Well if I don’t get any medicine I am going to make alot more people sick. This is suppossed to be the week of the rut. If you don’t know what I am talking about, it’s when a bunch of people get into their 4 wheel drive trucks and go through the mud multiple times.
Anyway, hopefully I will be able to see some horns!

Principles of Billiards.

If you need to clean something.

Hogwarts dancers.

Old School Grocery Stores.

Record Keeping for the Cube.

I’m not sure about this. Maybe there should be an uproar about this. It’s against everything Charlie Brown.

If you are planning on shopping the day after thanksgiving. (Hopefully I don’t have to!) You will want to check out the Black Friday Ads.

Take better notes at 6Forty!

Don’t fall for stupid “freebie” tricks.

I have been to the mall 3 times this year. Once I went and got some Napoleon Dynamite Stuff for a Wednesday night lesson, and twice to eat at the food court. If at all possible I try and stay away from the place. I think I am going to have to go again soon. Here is a top 10 things I don’t want to hear at the Mall.

10. “I really don’t think that will fit you”

9. “You should really like that shirt – it’s good for hiding fat”

8. “You know how we can offer such low prices? We’re connected to the mafia”

7. “Your wife will love this scent – it will make you smell like a good looking guy”

6. “Where do ya’ll keep the …”

5. “If you really loved your wife you would buy her the whole set instead of just one”

4. “I live in the dark space under the escalator”

3. “For today only, you can pay for your purchases with hugs”

2. “What are you doing here?”

1. “If you’re interested, I sell the same junk out of my van, half-price”

Last night totally threw me a curve. While watching the tail survivors Cindy disappears. I didn’t think this was going to happen. So the rest of the show I am just watching. And then they throw me the curve ball. Shannon gets shot. Now if you saw the untouchables, then you know she is still alive. And just like Sawyer, Jin, & Mike on the boat, we are going to have to wait a few weeks to see what happens. It’s probably going to put Jack in a situation to have to decide weather to save Shannon or Sawyer. I choose Sawyer. They did the whole show to try and get me to feel sorry for Shannon. I didn’t buy it. Go with Sawyer. I mean how are we going to have the Kate-Jack-Sawyer trio without Sawyer. What happened to Kate anyway? I am loving the exteneded episode coming up.

You All, Everybody!

Tonight Lost begins again. I have really been out of the loop except for the dreary commercials for tonight’s episode. Through the commercial I have been led to believe somebody dies. I have some thoughts on who this is and why:
It’s going to be a woman. I first thought it might be walt (the kid) because the show is only suppossed to show these folks on the island for like 40 days and then 90 days and so on. Walt is going to show age very quickly. I thought it would be a good time for him to dissapear. The commercial leads us to believe something is happening to Sawyer. I did my own study asking about 5 women about Sawyer. They all said Sawyer needed to stay. So, if it’s not him I reckon it’s one of the women coming off the show. So I have narrowed my thinking to Sun (Asian) or Claire (Pregnant).
If Sun is the one that just leaves the storyline with so many possiblities. That is my main guess. My lesser guess is Claire. If she dies that leads to alot of story lines about the baby and the others coming to get the baby and everyone saying “That’ ain’t my baby” So either choice is a good choice but I really think we have seen the last of Sun unless we see a ton of flashbacks with her in them.

Just like pro sports announcers I am paid to give my opinion. Until I see your opinion don’t mock mine!

You all, everybody

Who are the people that have time to figure out how many of anything placed end to edn would circle the planet earth?

I came home early yesterday to get some rest. This morning I feel worse! I don’t think it’s because I laid in the bed and got rest, I just think I am really sick. Hopefully tonight I can stand up and finish the series I have been working on. While laying in the bed before falling asleep I watched Ladder 49. I see why folks weren’t crazy about the movie. He dies! I guess the whole time I was thinking they were going to bust in and save the guy in some heroic manner. That doesn’t happen. Nor the typical other way to end either.

The rut is coming are you ready?

The new villian in the upcoming spiderman.

You’ve got mail sally sue.

Free sheet music.

Planet Earth.

Friday night I started feeling bad. Today I am still sick & tired. I am not sick & tired, just sick & tired. Or maybe I am sick & tired? Ha haaaaaa.
I laid in the bed after my wife cooked an awesome meal. I think this is the main reason why I can’t lose weight. It tastes so good! While I was in bed I watched “Batman Begins” This was awesome! I wish I would have seen this one in the theater. Now I am just waiting for Cinderella Man and the Fantastic 4 to come out on DVD so I can watch those also.

Ooooooh Girl, It ain’t my birthday.

The survival tin.

Be the envy of all your friends. I will call you mini sharpie.

Free chips and drink with purchase of sub.