Yesterday Amanda won the contest. She won the free blog. I wonder what website she may choose to own. Maybe she will pick PiniglarismRocks.com or FreakinBizzaroHarry.com

You’re not suppossed to play with your food, but can you play with your plate?

Does your phone number spell something?

Yeti Sports.

No more goldfish.

What’s your real name?

Today one of my students will find out if she is the Homecoming Queen. She has worked hard getting buttons, badges and signs up to promote her success. Tonight we will find out who wins! I can hardly wait.

Are you bored? Do you have your travel scrabble?

Neat painted trucks.

Everything about HDTV.

The Sun.

Almost Human.

E=mc squared

This past weekend I was able to see the Dawgs play and I als0 got to sit in the woods. It was great. I saw 3 small bucks and several fawns and thier mamas. It was great. Yesterday I stopped at McDonald’s for lunch. It was the usual service, “sub par” to say it kindly. Yesterday my order was wrong. When I explained to the woman that my order was wrong, she got all mad and gave me this evil look. Has it come to the point that I am suppossed to pay for crappy service and just take whatever they give me? What is the purpose of McDonald’s? What is my purpose at a customer? Who has forgotten their purpose?

Maybe she was mad because I know the secret formula?

Strongbad isn’t your babysitter!

The Dilbert Blog.

The aquarium sink.

Thanks for all the sweet gifts, sorry I beat up your friend during the podcast! Hope you enjoyed the delicious bass. See ya, Napoleon

P.S. Here’s a picture of me wearing one of the awesome shirts you gave me. I look incredible!

1. Preaches exactly 20 minutes and follows it with an invitation in
which everyone is convicted but no one is offended.
2. Works from 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. in every type of work from
counseling to custodial service.
3. 27 years old with 30 years of preaching experience.
4. Tall and short.
5. Thin and heavy set.
6. Handsome but not overpowering.
7. One brown eye and one blue eye.
8. Hair is parted in the middle and is straight on one side and wavy
on the other side, with a balding spot on top revealing his maturity.
9. Has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all his
time with the older folks.
10. He smiles constantly with a straight and sober face because he
has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously at his work.
11. Invests 25 hours a week in sermon preparation, 20 hours in
counseling, 10 hours in meetings, five hours in emergencies, 20 hours
in visitation and evangelism, 6 hours in weddings and funerals, 30
hours in prayer and meditation, 12 hours in letter writing, and
administration, and 10 hours in creative thinking.
12. Spends 5 evenings at home with his family, plus a day off, and
always stops for interruptions.
13. A seminary graduate, but uses only one- and two-syllable words.
14. Makes 15 calls a day.
15. Spends all his time evangelizing the un-churched.
16. Attends all retreats.
17. Is always available in his office.
18. His kids are perfect.
19. His mother is rich.
20. His wife plays the piano.
21. His house is large.
22. His bank account is small.
23. His car is in the shop.
24. He is paid too much, too little, and he gives it all away.
25. He is talented, gifted, scholarly, practical, popular,
compassionate, understanding, patient, level headed, dependable,
loving, caring, neat, organized, cheerful, and above all, humble.

1) I was forced to wash as a child.

2) People who wash are hypocrites- they think they’re cleaner than
others.

3) There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which one is
right.

4) I used to wash, but it got boring.

5) I wash only at Christmas and Easter (that’s enough?).

6) None of my friends wash.

7) I’ll start washing when I get older.

I really don’t have time to wash.

9) The bathroom isn’t warm enough.

10) People who make soap are only after your money.

CARMEN: Maybe if you pray everyday Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take 200 pounds and bring you a decent woman, and a new car. Yes, Jesus can bring you a new car.

HURLEY: Maybe I don’t want to change. Maybe I like my life.

[The phone rings.]

CARMEN: Oh, that must be Jesus. [She goes to another room and picks up the phone.] Hola, momento. [Calling to Hurley] Yes, it is Jesus. He wants to know what color car you want.

I just got back from an awesome conference in Pittsburgh. It was great. The best speakers the best bands & the best teachers. It’s great to come home with some encourgement. I guess my favorite part was hearing the David Crowder Band live. It was awesome. I met some new folks and I saw several piniglarist. It was a great soul soother.

Do you live inside a water bottle?

Charlie Brown and the great pumpkin gutter.

Chicken and Eggs.

Just a little while ago, a guy stopped me and said “I see you have a sword” Now normally I would run away from this guy because either I have found myself lost at a Star Trek convention or I am about to get shot. But luckily he saw my bible. Now I was doing my usual thing, Fast Food and reviewing my notes for my lesson. He told me that I must be a minister. Needless to say, when I start looking like a fatguy with facial hair, it’s time to change! So tonight I am shaving and I getting serious about my diet!

Now you can have your own Dharma countdown clock.

XBox 360 vs Playstation 3.

Last night I went to the perry fair with some friends. We had a great time. My favorite part of the fair is just eating the food. I left that place totally stuffed. I almost ate everything there. The only thing I didn’t eat was a caramel apple.

Woogle? It’s words in pictures.

A little help with your calculus homework.

Some Pixar short films.

Yesterday I went to a mexican restaurant that probably should just shut it’s doors. I have never eaten there and seen many others eating. One thing I do like about it, is that we never have to wait. We just sit down and eat.

Pong in 3D.

1st and ten do it again go knights go?

This game is very addictive. Put the pieces down and watch others grow. Certain pieces at certain times make things grow bigger.

The final ratings are in and Lost had 23 million folks watch last week. I almost feel like I voted. It was a close race with Without a trace. Tonight we hopefully will see something about this girl in the pit. I have a feeling she was on the tail end of the plane. Hopefully their will be a flashback of her journey to this island.

The ratings.

Dr. Blackaby was very good yesterday. He is 70 years old and has written several books and this year has been asked to write a prayer book for the National Day of Prayer. He spoke at length but it was good. Tonight starts Just Say Go! Maybe I will come and see you. Have you not been in a while? Why not?

Enter the raffle and help Bassett Hounds.

Find a grave.

Now that’s a pumpkin!

2 pictures from yesterday.